Astrid's Voicemail.

[white_oleander]

"Hey. You've reached Astrid's phone. Just leave a message, and I'll try to get back to you. Thanks!"

**BEEP**

Comments

[mother_forker]

"Astrid! Buddy! Pal! Dressy trashy and come down to Carrot bar. Carrot? Caritas! Yeah. I'm surrounded by old people and it's weirding me out! They're showing the Petey Stoney Supernatural Movie Show. And remember the old people? They are in costume! It's ugly and I need pretty people here!"