*sounds of the happiest barking in the world*
Hey there Fandom--no, no, Ray, I don't think the squirrels wanna be friends, I'm sorry, we'll go to the park afterwards okay?--wait, where was I? Oh, right, what up, Fandom. It's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, and today is kinda a family affair. I've got Raiden and Gray here in the studio with me, but you won't be hearing from them much--
*more excited barking*
--Well, you won't be hearing from
Gray much, because he's a sloth. And currently asleep. But anyway, yes, radio notes and then I promised someone W-A-L-K-I-E-S, so let's blitz through these.
School! Still happening, even in the face of ugly sweaters! Mine was all the birds from 12 Days of Christmas, so...yeah. Busy. But anyway,
Flight and Flying had Professor Solo-Fel giving us defective Z-95 Headhunters to practice on. And in case anyone was wondering, she was in a sweater that had Santa being abducted by aliens. Professor Sims showed up to
Cryptozoology in a sweater with kittens in stockings - aww, that sounds cute, but the squirrels are assuring me it was hideous - and talked about krampus. DON'T GET INTO THE BAG! Or, uh. You know. I heard. Anyway,
How Not To Drown's class was cancelled because all the wetsuits turned into sweaters and...yeah sure why not? The
real tragedy is that the squirrel who covered that beat -
Jimothy - didn't write down what the sweaters looked like.
And you call yourself a journalist.
No
Dorms, but in
Town, the
Magpie Emporium gave Vi an ugly sweater - a cat getting
stabbed? the
hell? - and Saffron was also in one, but I'm not reading that in case it's equally as traumatic. Professor Vess was in a purple sweater with the 'tits out' at
Infinite Consortium and cranky about Erasmus being a raven - oh no! - before heading home to meet up with
Mr. Scientia - in a green sweater that said 'I'm only here for the food' - so they could decorate their tree together, complete with special ornaments. Oh, that's so sweet! And Professor James was at the
Clinic with an appropriately crab-festooned sweater, while Stabby rocked a sweater with knives. Which, yeah, sounds about right.
And fortunately that's about it, because I think Ray's enthusiasm is about to run away with him
and me, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, saying bye to everyone! And enjoy
Mary, Did You Know by Pentatonix! Bye!